TurVenting
(noun)
A state of extreme aggressiveness, rage, anger stimulated by lack of turkey hunting, the discovery of trespassers, or to bear witness to bushwhacking. May become visibly agitated, physically violent in severe cases or when multiple mitigating circumstances are present.
Other side effects are known to occur when exposed to $200 decoys, TSS, fanning, and reaping. Current data reveals a causal relationship with age, days afield vs tags filled ratio’s, and geographical areas. An increasing number of seasons is thought to further severity of symptoms.
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