Turkey Hunter Ten Commandments

  1. Thou shalt have no other passions as thy days are in pursuit and tribute. Thy passions shall yield only to God, family, and service to thy country.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of grouse, woodcock, pheasant, duck or goose. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy God in vain. Thy turkey hunter shall seek forgiveness in the transgressions they shall commit while in pursuit.
  4. Remember thy opening day, keep it above others. Observe the Lord’s day above all others. Four moons shall pass shalt thou scout, labour, and do all thy work of honing thy skills.
  5. Honor thy mentors, thy farmers, all those in aid of thy quest.
  6. Thou shalt not maim nor wound. Thou shall be swift and merciful.
  7. Thou shalt not permit gobblers to commit adulterous acts in thy presence.
  8. Thou shalt not commit sins of trespass against another turkey hunter.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow hunter. It is honorable to aide in perpetuity a false tongue put forth by thee to preserve holy grounds, and secrets they may hold.
  10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s gobbler, thy neighbour’s property, thy neighbour’s shotgun, thy neighbour’s turkey dog, thy neighbour’s ass, nor any possession that thy neighbor uses to fill his trophy room…

MJ

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Mike Joyner- Joyner Outdoor Media

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